Saturday, October 16, 2004

Bush & Sharon are preparing for war with Iran




WAR MONKEY


Bush will need a draft after we go to war with Iran and Syria.

With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are cryin'
In your head, in your head, Zombie, Zombie
-Cranberries

FROM SALON'S TABLE TALK. ORIGINAL LINK NOT INCLUDED.

A senior intelligence officer in Tel Aviv revealed that President Bush "is now firmly convinced that Iran poses a greater threat to Israel than Iraq did". And a senior Pentagon official has further confirmed that a number of Department of Defence planners have recently travelled to Tel Aviv to discuss plans to attack Iran.
Meanwhile the Iran regime continues to threaten its own pre-emptive strike against Israel.
A military parade through Tehran has displayed a range of military missiles. On a Shabab-2 missile capable of hitting Tel Aviv or Jerusalem a banner proclaimed: "Israel must be wiped off the map." Another missile carried a banner warning: "We will crush Israel under our might". A third missile boasted: "With this weapon we can hit the American fleet in the Mediterranean and the Gulf".
But any pre-emptive attack by Israel is unlikely to come until the IAEA deadline for Tehran to stop all work on Uranium enrichment. This expires a few days after the US November election. So far Tehran has refused to agree to meat the deadline.

Friday, October 15, 2004

Why Jon Stewart is God

Jon Stewart is God. Jon Stewart is a good steward.
Stewart means steward. And being a good steward is doing God's work on earth.
By standing up to the paymasters, the Mammoniacal, The Overblown, Jon Stewart is David standing up to Goliath, Moses parting the bloody sea. Literally enthused.

Thanks to another David, David Brock, for all his great work, and for providing this wondrous clip of Jon Stewart confronting the Goliath of CNN.


EXCERPTS:

STEWART: Now, this is theater. It's obvious. How old are you?
[CROSSTALK]
CARLSON: Thirty-five. STEWART: And you wear a bow tie.

STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.
CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.
STEWART: You need to go to one.

CARLSON: What's it like to have dinner with you? It must be excruciating. Do you like lecture people like this or do you come over to their house and sit and lecture them; they're not doing the right thing, that they're missing their opportunities, evading their responsibilities? STEWART: If I think they are.
[LAUGHTER]
CARLSON: I wouldn't want to eat with you, man. That's horrible.
STEWART: I know. And you won't.


What we are listening to at Anonymoses

Here are the artists that Anonymoses is now previewing:

Vines, Eels, Badly Drawn Boy, Modest Mouse, Gomez, Chris Chalfant, Edgar Meyer, Gorecki, Part, Cecil Taylor, John Beckwith, Sima Bina, Brij Bhushan Kabra, Travis, White Stripes, Joanne Shenandoah, Dar Williams, Ryan Adams, Beth Orton, Ya la Tengo, Ween, Elf Power, Sabra Callas, Natacha Atlas Gedida, Push Stars, Lori Carson, Josh Joplin, Flaming Lips, Steven Foster, Ben Kweller, The Walkmen, Anais Mitchell, Psycho Serious, Emily Easterly, Richard Buckner, David Glaser, Counting Crows, Ellis Paul, Nino Rota, Chris Trapper, Strawbs, Bigger Than The Beetles, James Taylor, Bonnie Raitt, REM, Pearl Jam, Jackson Brown, Babyface, John Fogerty, Naked Karma, Dave Matthews, Bruce Springsteen, and a few others...

Jesus: The Anti-war Candidate

Did Jesus ever say, "Do unto others before they do unto you."?

I didn't think so...

The Nosepin Zone

Shoot! Someone else has already developed it.
Meet The Nosepin Zone.


Wednesday, October 13, 2004

SPITBALLS!!: Bush has a ball of spittle on his mouth


FROTHING BLINKARD

Bush has a ball of spittle on his lip.
Bush's last debate...ever

Prescient Zell Miller Warned: SPITBALLS!!!