Friday, March 09, 2007

Is Memory Evil?

Granted, It has been a while since we have spoken, and it could be argued: Why start now?
Rest assured that I am not in full possession of the correct answer, although I did once win in a game of tic-tac-toe. But I hedge. Let me dissolve to the chase.

Memory. What the hell is it? How can you make it go away? And why would you want to?
We will be doing a 12-part series on the question: Is Memory Evil? And if so, should it become part of the axis of evil? How about the hatchets of evil? And how about that Anna Nicole Smith and bald Britney? Apotropaic enough for Johnny?

Personally, I am psyched about this week's Tarhell Tavern. Oops. Did I say Tarhell? Sashimi!

Screw is hatching a plot involving numbers, numerology, maff. And Science seems to be contra-indicating that much more than 23 vowels remain expendible on this lofty pursuit, so shine! Loose your tongue from its pivots. Train your eyes upon this week's Tarheel Tavern, 'cause look! You are already involved. Surrender.