Saturday, March 20, 2004

Reservist Commits Suicide Over 4,000 dollars?

New York City: Reservist Commits Suicide Over City Job

No offense...but 4 thousand dollars! 4 million dollars in not enough to kill yourself over. But 4 thou is, well, silly. That's like a nickle in today's Bushbubble world. Which reminds me of a screenplay I wrote once, called "Prick in the Balloon". Who, or what, will be the prick that pricks the Bush balloon? This feller who felt death was better than not having 4 thousand dollars?

Look. The point is not to deride the dead, or his relatives. The point is...look deeper. Was he on medication? If so...why? And for what?

Surely he didn't do himself in out of greed. Maybe he knew something. Maybe he was going to talk.

He died. Don't let his story die with him.

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The new microblog is for insects and other small readers.

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Friday, March 19, 2004

"You have got lots of good, clean, Christian yogurts." Document proves absurd claim

"You have got lots of good, clean, Christian yogurts." Document proves absurd claim


Yogurtheadman in ecstasis

For more than 39 long American months, critics of the Bush Administration have made the seemingly absurd claim that you, and by extension, me, or I, have got lots of good, clean, Christian yogurts. And most have shrugged off the claim as little more than nonsense or ennuendo. But careful eyes have discovered otherwise, and the archaeoethnological world is all atwitter...not to be confused with al atwater, or Al Atwater (as he likes to fancy himself), who is the long lost brother of lee atwater, famous dead guy. (The long part may be overstatement.) But be that as it may, it is, nevertheless, a purely adventitious and rare joy to know, once and for all time, that such is indeed the case. That case, again, being the cleanness and Christianity of our formidable yogurts.

We have yet to gain access to these rare documents, but will seek to make them public, once they are made public.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack! The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack!
The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

Ahh! How sweeeeet! He has ruminations!
(We all knew he had ruinations!)

BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
I D D Y B U D
Queen of the Wild Frontier



People have the power to redeem the work of fools

People have the power to redeem the work of fools...
Patti Smith lyrics

FROM THE REPORT ("People Have the Power")

I awakened to the cry
that the people have the power
to redeem the work of fools
upon the meek the graces shower
it's decreed the people rule.
...
The power to dream, to rule,
to wrestle the world from fools...





World Leaders Rally around Kerry

Leaders from around the world secretly hope Kerry sends Bush packing.
Here are some countries:
Afghanistan Albania Algeria Andorra Argentina Australia Austria Azerbaijan
Bahrain Bangladesh Belarus Belgium Belize Benin Bolivia Bosnia and Herzergovina
Brazil Bulgaria Canada Cambodia Cameroon Cayman Islands Chile China Colombia
Congo (Zaire) Costa Rica Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic Denmark Ecuador
Egypt El Salvador Estonia Ethiopia Finland France Gambia Georgia...
...and that's only up to "G"!



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