Saturday, September 11, 2004

John Edwards: "Walk with me through this day"

John Edwards spoke this morning at the Congressional Black Caucus Prayer Breakfast about the triumph of joy over sorrow on the third anniversary of 9/11.

Good morning. Today, on this day of remembrance and mourning, we have the Lord’s word to get us through. “The bricks have fallen, but we will build with dressed stones; the sycamores have been cut down, but we will put cedars in their place.”

And let me show you how we are building and putting cedars in those three hallowed places—the footprints of the Towers, the Pentagon, and the field in Pennsylvania. Walk with me through this day and you will see that this is a season of hope.


The Alan Colmes Story

by Anonymoses Hyperlincoln

Friday, September 10, 2004

"Very September 10th"

Whilst performing "automatic writing" upon a blog comment window today, I stumbled upon a notion that was "very September 10th". It is that anything that happens today can be so adjudged. And as I am writing today, so too may it be so adjudged and ascribed. (There are still scribes, aren't there?)

Baruch! Git in here!

Anyway, here is said utterance, in its entirety:


Bush Explained, Part One

What the Corporate Apologists for Bush are doing is muddying the waters...a thing they are very good at. They are also experts at muddying the air...figuratively and literally. It they could only put their sucking to good causes, they might suck up the pollutions they constantly spew into the world.

As long as there is a DOUBT (about the documents, for example), their lemmings can always say:

"well that's debatable..."

...and carry on with their pussilanimous deference toward this most inept executive. (Or do they all suck?)


anonyMoses Homepage 09.10.04 - 7:21 pm #

Bush Explained, Part Two

It is tantamount to the hundred types of chad...

"Oh! Chad is complicated! Too complicated for ordinary people! There is dimpled chad, pregnant chad, hanging chad, shrimp chad...".

Chaos and Confusion.
What they do.
Enemies of light, truth and clarity.
Pollution itself.

The world knows.

Less than half of one small country finds him at all worthy.
The only stage he needs to be on leaves in an hour.
If we can't do better than Bush...we are screwed.

[Uttered by anonyMoses, and said to be "very September 10th."

anonyMoses Homepage 09.10.04 - 7:24 pm #

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Sabra Callas to perform at Founder's Hall today!

Sabra Callas will be performing at Founder's Hall in Charlotte today, from Noon until 2:00.
Come check out this great local performer!

Monday, September 06, 2004

A Cure for Ye Hiccups

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Ahhh Choo!
Some people say that when they sneeze, they see God, or in some other way, lose their mind. And it has been said that when John sneezed, he became anonyMoses. We think this is an urban myth, even with photographic evidence. We just like being sceptical. Keeps us feeling manly.
AnonyMoses, other than being the person who is typing these words, is also the person who invented the cure for hiccups.
The cure involves no snake oil, no hokus-pokus, no standing on your head while throwing salt over your shoulder. But it does involve one of the few elements that are actually involved in said hiccup. Breathing.
Normally when you breathe, your breath runs along a track. Back and forth. But it needn't be on a back and forth track. In fact it is that moment when the inspiration becomes the expiration, and vice versa, which is part of the problem.
To remedy the problem, here is what you do:
1. Breathe in a slow, steady figure-8.
Simple enough, isn't it?
It usually knocks out the problem immediately, although you may experience one or two hiccups as you're getting the knack. You will find that it helps if you slow your breathing down as it rounds the turn from being an exhalation to and inhalation, and vice versa.
This type of breathing has many other uses, such as prolonging life, increasing awareness, relieving suffering and anxiety, and so on. But for hiccups, there is no better remedy.
And it's free. And prop-free as well. Not even a glass of water.
Please report your results, should you use this handy method by AnonyMoses, free healer.
Thanks, and have a very good tomorrow.

"George W Bush snorted cocaine at Camp David"

And wife Laura liked dope, says book
By Emma Pryer

GEORGE W Bush snorted cocaine at Camp David, a new book claims.
His wife Laura also allegedly tried cannabis in her youth.

Author Kitty Kelley says in her biography The Family: The Real Story of the Bush Dynasty, that the US President first used coke at university in the mid-1960s.

She quotes his former sister-in-law Sharon Bush who claims: "Bush did coke at Camp David when his father was President, and not just once either."

Other acquaintances allege that as a 26-year-old National Guard, Bush "liked to sneak out back for a joint or into the bathroom for a line of cocaine".

Bush has admitted being an alcoholic but, asked during the 1999 election if he did drugs, he said: "I've told the American people that years ago I made some mistakes.

"I've learned from my mistakes and should I be fortunate enough to become president I will bring dignity and honour to the office."


Former student Torbery George says in the book: "Poor Georgie. He couldn't relate to women unless he was loaded."

Another says: "He went out of his way to act crude. It's amazing someone you held in such low esteem later became president."


What if George had not been treated as a medical case, but instead, as a criminal most people? Would his prison time have prevented him from voting, much less becoming the President of the United States?

He should come clean, and be glad that he was treated so kindly. He should also consider those who are now serving in his absence...just as in Vietnam. And he should lead a fight to begin treating addicts medically, and work toward their becoming a healthy addition to America, rather than a permanent liability.

Karen W

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Are George and Karen really the same person?

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Bush's War on Seniors

Endlessly greedy, Bush Inc. foists it's latest flip-flop on senior citizens, while telling them the opposite. But Seniors are not gonna take. They are smarter than this upstart.

Pat Buchanan: My New Hero?

Hooda Thunkit! The man who had me spitting with his talk of "culture war" at Republican Conventions past, has now risen to the mountaintop. He has finally said what should have been said years ago, but everyone was too chicken to say it...

Create the Winning Kerry Ad...and win a new President!

AnonyMoses is rolling out its new product line in time for Fall...which we hope will be Bush's Fall...

We will be creating the ads that, for some dumb reason, the Kerry folks are overlooking. And we want you to help.

Create the ad that will send Bush packing, and put the infinitely more sane, Kerry and Edwards, in the White House. Do it for your mother. Do it for America. Do it for the world.

One needn't be too clever with the design. Remember, a good ad is supposed to be your best salesman. It is supposed to make the reader act. I once saw a 50 year old ad for Postum in a collection of the world's best ads...and went out and bought some the next day. It was still working for the Postum people...50 years after it ran!

Most ads, which are based on how people generally scan a page, has this structure:





It could be that the illustration is all you need.
Show a picture of Bush having a tryst with Monica...and you've done your job.
Or maybe the caption seals the deal.
If not that...the Headline. Most people never get beyond the headline, so try to have the ad do the work without the need of body copy. But let the body copy flesh out and enhance the work of the more primary elements.

The coupon section at end could be a link to where people can donate to the Kerry campaign.

Good luck & have fun!


MSNBC is using Enron's Frank Luntz, proving they do not learn from their mistakes. DO NOT TRUST THEM!!!!!