Wednesday, February 18, 2004

"Existential Nausea? See your future, George?

You're so purty I could puke...

When George W. Bush first heard how well John Edwards had done in Wisconsin, he suddenly began dry-heaving uncontrollably, his neck action prompting one of the White House Press Corps to mention his resemblance to a chickenhawk.

There, I say there... carked the unnamed reporter in tones not unlike those of our dear Mr. Leghorn, whose caricature was no doubt intended.