Friday, March 19, 2004

"You have got lots of good, clean, Christian yogurts." Document proves absurd claim

"You have got lots of good, clean, Christian yogurts." Document proves absurd claim


Yogurtheadman in ecstasis

For more than 39 long American months, critics of the Bush Administration have made the seemingly absurd claim that you, and by extension, me, or I, have got lots of good, clean, Christian yogurts. And most have shrugged off the claim as little more than nonsense or ennuendo. But careful eyes have discovered otherwise, and the archaeoethnological world is all atwitter...not to be confused with al atwater, or Al Atwater (as he likes to fancy himself), who is the long lost brother of lee atwater, famous dead guy. (The long part may be overstatement.) But be that as it may, it is, nevertheless, a purely adventitious and rare joy to know, once and for all time, that such is indeed the case. That case, again, being the cleanness and Christianity of our formidable yogurts.

We have yet to gain access to these rare documents, but will seek to make them public, once they are made public.