GOOFUS AND GALLANT
Goofus wants to make everyone hate his country.
Gallant wants to make friends around the world.
Goofus turns his back on the poor.
Gallant listens to the poor, and tries to help them.
Goofus likes to blow up things.
Gallant likes to help keep his house in order.
Goofus is basically a racist and a sexist.
Gallant identifies with all of humanity.
Goofus would choose someone like Dick Cheney to be his partner.
Gallant would choose someone like John Edwards to be his partner.
The similarities are uncanny.
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