Saturday, November 27, 2004

ABC and the Alphabet

Rocky Mountain News: Columnists

Watch this:

_ISNE_

Fill in the blanks.
DISNEY
EISNER

The folks at ABC are obsessed with the alphabet. They make decisions by guaging it's alphabetic significance.

And now we find them playing this game:

K-vowel-consonant-same consonant-E-L

Yes, ABC is now talking about replacing...
KOPPEL with
KIMMEL.

You learn your ABCs in kindergarten. Then you move up.
Not down.

To trade Ted Koppel with Jimmy Kimmel is a move down.
Not to mention suicide.