for one biiiillion dollars.
Realizing that Iraq is just a big pain in the ass, the US government has decided to sell Iraq to Mr. Hothead and let him deal with it. The problem now becomes...finding the deed. "I know it's around here somewhere!", a White House employee admits. "Probably with the weapons of mass destruction!"
Now everybody kiss and make up. We innocents are getting bored with the lack of manners and impoliteness toward each others lives, not to mention talk of religion and politics. Was everybody born in a barn? A manger? Or nabbed from a flowing stream, full-dazzled?
Stop this madness, and get in touch with your feminine side.
Machismo goes tedious all too soon.
