Although the tape was destroyed, there were people transcribing his words.
Scalia: "If you don't support Bush, the Mafia will come and whack you. They will put your horsey's head into bed with you. And they will make whoopie to your mother. And helicopters will hover over your house and play Ricky Skaggs...and crank it up to eleven! Then you will be drafted, and ripped from the fabric of your family and community, and indoctrinated to the will of The Company."
there is a pause, and then.
"Oh yeah. One nation under god."
[Editor's note: This is entirely fiction, but no more so than much of the fictions manufactured daily by those who pose as serious expositors, nay supositors, of the news. ]
See also:
Bush's Mass Graves
How We traded Saddam's Mass Graves for Bush's Mass Graves
(and threw some Americans in as well!)
