or Why I am a Salesman
...where Ogre proves that more guns equals less death, I mean crime.
Why is it that when you live in a town where everyone has guns, there is a peaceful silence?
And why is it that when you live in a town where no one has guns, all you hear is gunfire day and night?
(See: The New Rulebook 2000, volume 2, the Bully Wins series, chap. 4, BushWorld and the Death of Logic)