Monday, July 04, 2005

Oil 'will hit $100 by winter'

Now aren't you glad you weren't one of those suckered into buying one of their gas-guzzling SUVs!

Pity that poor beast manunleashed! The non-prescient among us went out in droves to buy huge gas-guzzlers, and now their consumptive ways have, perhaps, caused the crisis we are about to witness.

Won't get fooled again?

Yeah, right!