Sunday, January 29, 2006

Yale finally comes clean

Infamous university finally discovers the wonders of soap
"I think it's great that people have soap."

After centuries of unclean living, Yale University has now decided to change its stripes, and join the ranks of Harvard, Haverford and Chapel Hill -- centers of higher cleanliness. We predict, however, that the change will have a detrimental effect on their sports teams, since it was usually the smell which facilitated any victory that might happen along. Here's to clean learning!