DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2004®
Well, not really. She really said Bush can go to Hell.
Debbie H. God, systems analyst for IBMW has said that she hopes Bush will go to Hell, not just Heck...the inferior suburb of Hell. When asked why, God said that she didn't really go in for liars, cheaters or thieves, and claimed that Bush was the perfect trifecta of all three.
Seriously...how on earth could God, The God, choose his or her r-r-r-richest children for special attention, when there are so many others in greater need? Drudge is an idiot, and probably has no experience with God whatsoever...or he wouldn't be the way he is. Look at the way he spins Edwards' working-class upbringing. Aw, never mind. I'm just as bored as you are right now.
