Bleeding-Head Conservatives: What do they want? Why do they smell?
For years, bleeding heart liberals have dominated the scene, safe in their towers at the heart of America's headland. But now bleeding-head conservatives are gathering in America's heartland to demand that the headland step up their already considerable support for the heartland. But the headland is running out of money. Rather the Bush Gang ran off with it. So just as the headland has suffered, so too shall it's underachieving dependent, the heartland.
But this is all metaphor, mind, and has little to do with life on the ground.
Or does it??
To be continued...
(Well, maybe.)
