Thursday, February 16, 2006

Cheneyquiddick: Hunting Monica

Poor Dick Cheney. First he pulls a trigger, then he pulls a Chappaquiddick, and now we hear he may have also pulled a Monica.


But where's the blue dress? A google search only shows Pamela Willeford in a red and white dress. And everyone knows...where there is red and white, there is also blue.

But where is she hiding it? In her butt? (Just kidding! Don't look.)

A dick will do what a dick will do.
I feel sorry for secretive Dick, and his secretions.

Give him a pass on this one, and beseech that he never do it again.