Poor Dick Cheney. First he pulls a trigger, then he pulls a Chappaquiddick, and now we hear he may have also pulled a Monica.
But where's the blue dress? A google search only shows Pamela Willeford in a red and white dress. And everyone knows...where there is red and white, there is also blue.
But where is she hiding it? In her butt? (Just kidding! Don't look.)
A dick will do what a dick will do.
I feel sorry for secretive Dick, and his secretions.
Give him a pass on this one, and beseech that he never do it again.