Sgt. Pecker's Homely Farts Club Band
It was many years ago today
Sgt. Pecker taught the bland to pay
They've been going out and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a pile
So may I introduce to you
The fact you've blown for all these years
Sgt. Pecker's Homely Farts Club Band
We're Sgt. Pecker's Homely Farts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the blow
We're Sgt. Pecker's Homely Farts Club Band
Sit back and let the Enrons go
Sgt. Pecker's Homely, Sgt. Pecker's Homely
Sgt. Pecker's Homely Farts Club Band
It's wonderful to drink beer
It's practically a pill
You're such a homely audience
We'd like to take your home with us
We'd love to take your home
I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought that you might like the blow
The speaker's going to suck a bong
And he wants you all to suck along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Tony Snow
And Sgt. Pecker’s Homely Farts Club Band
