The Right is Square
There are Republicans who are actually quite hip. Chaffee, Leach, Johnson, Spector and Shays come to mind. But those who have hijacked the Party are, well, square, unhip, bassackwards. I mean look at it! Tom Delay? Phat Robertson! Jerry Foolwell???
And get this! GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!! Bwaahahahahaha!!!! What a hoot! He can't even string together a simple sentence!
I'll have to come back to this...