While it is illegal to burn a US flag, it is not illegal to burn the flags of other nations. To celebrate this fact, we at Anonymoses Inc. suggest we have a bonfire, and burn the flag of every other nation.
It is our right. It will make you feel important.
Your girlfriend will look at you cross-eyed.
But be that as it may...we think you should obey your inner voice
and, so to say, throw in the flag.
Our next project is to study the viability of a map-burning.
What are the ramifications of burning a map?
Is it against the law to burn a map of the United States?
So many important things to think about...
And they say stuff is going on overseas!
