Wednesday, July 28, 2004

World's most boring man, Sen. Bob Graham, says "nucular"

"Good thing we didn't pick him!", Democrats exhale.

     Poor Bob Graham. Having to follow the the Reverend Sharpton. And after Sharpton knocked numerous homeruns, rousing the crowd with extended applause. And after Sharpton indicted the Bush Administration so powerfully. Poor Bob Graham.
     And then to hear him punctuate his moribund awkwardness with the non-word, "nucular"!
The one issue the Democrats were going to mop the floor with.

     In short, Graham speech. bad. Sharpton speech, Ciceronian.