Saturday, June 28, 2003

Patrick Kennedy Admits to White-Collar Crime


Patrick Kennedy Admits to White-Collar Crime


"I never worked a bleeping day of my life"
"Distressingly little time for sloth or idleness."
- Lord Goring from "An Ideal Husband", Oscar Wilde

Rep. Patrick Kennedy has gone and mentioned the unmentionable...that he (like most white-collar folk) has never worked a bleeping day in his life. And it is hoped that others like him will come forward and admit that they too have coinclined.

Mr. Kennedy was alluding to the obscene tax cut that was recently granted to folks like him...and not to folks unlike him. These others, the actual workers, will get nothing, or close to nothing. But then again, they work, they are used to punishment.

We at Anonymoses applaude Mr. Kennedy's bold admission, and hope others will follow suit, if not follow in suits. Don't plan around it though. I certainly won't. Too much work.