Saturday, February 14, 2004

John Edwards Wins Over Jay Leno, All Lifeforms

John Edwards Wins Over Jay Leno

The man Bush fears most made a big splash on Leno last night, and had the guests and audience cheering. Mr. Edwards is the best-looking and most wholesome candidate to have ever run for the presidency, and when standing next to Mr. Bush in a debate, would make Mr. Bush look even more hideous and crooked than he already is.