Sunday, April 18, 2004

Olivier Martinez to star in "Bend Her Like Beckham": The David Beckham Story


Olivier Martinez as Dave Beckham

The actor whom Tamara Beckwith calls "yummy" and "the sexiest guy on the block", Olivier Martinez, is soon going to recruited for the role of David Beckham in the upcoming, "Bend Her like Beckham".


Tamara Beckwith says "yummy"

As all gossip-mongers know, Mr. Beckham is reputed to have been naughty with more than one female who is not his wife, the famous Posh Spice, of the London Spices, late of Bill the Conk. But no one was aware of the happenings of which I speak, and the main reason for that is that I am just making it up. Although I do think it would be a good idea for a movie, and not bad casting.

Sure to be an international success. Blockbuster even. Maybe even Erols. Or Errols!
Olivier and David.

So when you make it...I want to be above the line.


On second thought, maybe they should be given some privacy...