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Body of Ancient Man who discovered Fire Found in Siberia
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Gore Gets Mad and De-Invents the Internet Causing World Panic
Mt. Everest to be ground down and auctioned off in sugar packets on eBay
7 Habits of Highly Habituated Addicts
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Sexual Congress: A New Page
Want to lose weight? Eat what skinny people eat, stupid!
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Avant-garde Lovemaking
"Secret Ingredient" in beer found more addictive than crack. US government still prohibited from demanding Ingredient labels.
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Trees found to have canine souls. . . discovered in bark
Unborn fetus discovered masturbating in womb
Wheelchair-disabled sue stand-up comedians in Class Action suit
Cordless dropcords may cause insanity
Salted beer nuts found to cause alcoholism
New poll shows women really prefer beta males
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The real reason you can't see peepees on TV
Toll-roads taking their toll
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How to fool others into thinking you are likeable
